shitbags we aren’t dealing with in 2018

The other day, I mistakenly stumbled upon a comment that BOGGED ME TF DOWN. Not going to lie, I was upset for a couple days. Now, I’m a firm believer in the whole idea of “what people think about you is none of your business” but with all the channels for slack jaws and assholes to express themselves these days (when they used to just talk shit behind your back or yell at a TV screen while downing beers), its hard not to run into some negative commentary. But its 2018, baby, the year of US, and I want nothing but the best for us, so I’ve compiled a list of people we aren’t dealing with. Behold…

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14.

#MeToo

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Pivots

Literacy; communication that is thousands of years old: my safe haven.

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projections

I couldn’t remember. It was a vellum fog. How could I misplace two years of my life? How could I lose two years of my recent life? I moved back from Oregon, defeated by a school and lifestyle I thought I was too good for. My room was in a new house with new walls, […]

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2017…

I never finished. I decided it was over. I apologize to those of you who were looking forward to the rest of my 2017 bitching. I decided it was over. December found me in a whirlwind. I allowed myself to feel something new. And although I could definitely run a car on complaining, I chose […]

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FEBRUARY

February is the worst month. I don’t say this because of Valentine’s Day or whatever you onlookers assume my rotten heart despises – but because I grew up in Anchorage. February in Anchorage is straight from the Ninth Circle of Hell. It’s colder than your grandma’s scowl when you wear shoes in the house and […]

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2016, I let you finish, but 2017 WAS THE WORST YEAR OF ALL TIME

18 days left, you guys. Only 18. Make it count OR better yet, light that piece of shit on fire and send its ass to Valhalla. What a year. What a doozy. I hope you all faired well in this shit storm, but since this is MY blog, we’re going to talk about me. Hurricane/Tornado/SuperStorm […]

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